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[–] [email protected] 148 points 1 year ago (14 children)

"look i registered my own domain name all by myself!"

the domain: "localhost"

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I'm an elite hacker and I grabbed your IP address from this post. It's 192.168.0.1 just so you know I'm not bluffing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm an elite FBI KGB K-unit traffic guard. You dun goofed with your silly hacking attempts as I've traced your IP back to ::1. Prepare to get your ass counter-hacked

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