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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 11 months ago (9 children)

There was a building site next to our office and I stood at the window and watched the workers. A colleague walked up next to me. We stood there in silence for a while.

Me: "Sometimes I wonder if I should just fuck it all and become a gardener."

Him: "Me too."

Me: "I'm serious."

Him: "Me too."

We briefly looked at each other with expressionless faces. In silence we watched some more. Then we went to the next meeting.

True story™.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, that's basically the main character's arc in Office Space, right? Still rings true.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

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