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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

They want exactly the one on the website except with every measurement multiplied by 0.893, corner angles that would make Escher blush, and also they want it to stand 4 feet tall with no legs.

Get to work.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can we get it with five legs, with three on one side and three on the other?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Requirements have changed: we need all legs on one side.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It'll also need AI.