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I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (7 children)

The client says: sorry I actually wanted the table legs to be be longer... And curved... And- wait, no, actually I think I'll tell you more later

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I want a table that 100 people can sit around that fits in your average living room. It should also be affordable and made of really high quality materials

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