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I hope Google invents the first general AI (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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That way, it’ll be deprecated after a year and we can move on

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (7 children)

2024: Google Assistant formally deprecated in favor of Google Bard, now appearing on all new Android phones
2026: Google Bard development ceases and is left to languish as Google promotes their new Google Mobile Co-Pilot
2027: Bard finally ends service, Google Mobile Co-Pilot is rebranded to Messages Co-Pilot and is integrated into the Google Messages app for some reason so you have to basically text it for help
2029: Google Assistant is relaunched with new technology and Messages Co-Pilot now only responds to tell you to use Google Assistant instead

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Google will sue this comment for leaking the internal schedule of releases

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