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I love it when I have to scream at a computer (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (32 children)

The phrase "SQL programmers" is so fucking weird. SQL isn't a programming language. It's a query language. You don't "program" things with SQL. You utilize SQL as a component of programs for data insertion and lookup, but the actual logic of execution is done in a programming language. Unless you're doing Oracle PL/SQL, in which case why are you giving money to Oracle?

Edit: Damn, this comment made people mad.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

stored procedures

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