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laughs in golang
I would love to use golang for this but it’s standard library alone is bigger than the amount of available RAM.
BTW: what are you using instead to get small binaries/scripts?
I'm currently using C++
Likely your C++ implementation also doesn't ship the full standard library. And you may even turn off exceptions and RTTI.