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submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (32 children)

I just want a game that lets my avatar be left handed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

changes all weapons to be two-handed

This way, no one will complain and there’s only one thing to maintain!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You can hold a two handed weapon favoring the left, or the right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

😵

You’ll just hold it right at the center of your screen. You’ll not see anything, but it’ll work!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You’ll just hold it ~~right~~ left at the center

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

hahaha

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