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They can see the policy working... (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago (10 children)

We have linting set up in our codebase, I had to switch and focus on one half of our project, and I nearly lost my mind when I came back to the other side and realized that every time someone said they were 'addressing linting issues', that actually meant they were putting eslint-disable everywhere until the pipeline stopped complaining.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Code reviews?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (6 children)

"It passed CI, LGTM"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My eye just twitched

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Move over vibe coding, we vibe reviewing now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Next what?
Vibe marketing?
Then vibe selling and vibe buying?
Then vibe using? Because software is now made out of AI, by AI, for AI?

So now, if your AI user likes the program that your AI buyer bought, it will inject some dopamine in your bloodstream, giving you the vibes, while you lay on your bed?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nMuh33BMZYY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Copilot does do reviews in Github now. And they're decent actually, in my experience.