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[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Scheduling conflict. Can we do chloroform at lunch instead?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Sorry, your insurance doesn't cover that, so it would have to be out of pocket.

Bring a cashier's check for $7,400 to lunch and we'll take care of the rest! ❤️

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