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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (20 children)

My sister's new apartment's front door has a "smart lock", hooked up to Ring, naturally. No keyhole, you open it with your phone. It also runs on batteries.

Do I really need to say any more? We were baffled.

EDIT: Correction - there IS a keyhole but the actual tenants don't have access to it. Only the property management. Creepy. :|

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I got a Proteus IV system. Now I’m dead and my wife is knocked up.

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