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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] [email protected] 372 points 2 weeks ago (64 children)

Wow.

I've been processing a couple of billion rows of data on my machine, the fans didn't even come on. WTF are they teaching "experts" these days, or has Elmo only hired people who claim that they can "wrangle data" and say "yes" ?

[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (17 children)

He hired a bunch of 19-25 year old. Not experts

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bunch of 1337 hax0rs script kiddies who don't understand anything but they suck elon's balls or something idk.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

These are the type of people that have deleted the French language from their GNU/Linux system.

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