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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 month ago (16 children)

It's funny because everyone I know that's worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Put an iPhone against his head,

pulled my trigger

Now he's dead

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I wasn't arguing; I was furthering your point.

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