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K1 Acquires Mariadb (www.prnewswire.com)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

I've never heard of K1.

Should we expect MariaDB enshittification to ensure?

Strategic investment aims to accelerate MariaDB's mission to deliver innovative, scalable database solutions with new executive leadership to drive the next phase of growth

I'm not reading that as a "no" :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

How the fuck do you "accelerate" something they are already achieving?

Not sure how much of a future it can have even if you slap on some "speed".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They plan to send the mission into orbit using an North Korean missile, for maximum acceleration.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

So MariaDB will explode halfway to Japan?

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