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Oopsie, Visual Studio License expired, so the build server stopped working (programming.dev)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Oh no, not just my build server, Microsofts build server... Everyones' Azure build server - (if you're building on windows)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Isn’t that an IDE? Why would a build server need that? Sigh.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

For using msbuild or vsbuild to build C projects.

Can be installed standalone but it's typically just easier to install the full VS suite because on a shared runner it's better to include the entire kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

For C, I use Makefiles. The Microsoft ecosystem sounds like a nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They started at Java's build system and set a course for Hell.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Maven works without an IDE. (And so does ant if you’re going back that far.)

And really early Java we used Makefiles.

Anyway all of that worked without an IDE.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hey hey hey, put some respect on Java, we don't need certificates to compile our shit.

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