var Turtle1 var Turtle2 var Is_Turtle
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Have you considered using inheritance?
blew my inheritance on hookers and blow, now what?
Have you considered multiple inheritance. It's an upgrade. All upside, literally no downside. I'm trustworthy. Trust me.
Idunno, my mom told me not to talk to _stranger_s 🤔
... She said a lot of things that were BS, though, so maybe you're cool I guess? 🤷
You might not like it, but that is what peak shareholders value looks like.
Wow. "peak shareholder value" is what I shall now call "multiple inheritance", from now on.
I like it. I'd let you serve as a CTO at my beloved corp