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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Don't say stuff like that. You're gonna give me a heart attack.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (8 children)

The more disk you had, the longer it took. It walked the scsi bus which took forever. So if you had more disk. It took even longer.

Since everything was remote, you’d have to call hands and they weren’t technical. Also no cameras since it was the 90’s.

Now when I restart a vm or container. I panic if it’s not back up in 10 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I get annoyed if my pc isn't restarted in 30 seconds now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think mine takes like 2 minutes. It’s ten years old. I’ve putting off upgrading to the cost of videos cards

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got an M.2 drive last year after having a motherboard capable of it for 3-4 years, and naturally named it "Plash Speed".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I will never not laugh at this video.

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