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My debugging experience today: Quantum Debugging (fedia.io)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Just run your prod env in debug mode! Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Lol my workplace ships Angular in debug mode. Don't worry though, the whole page kills itself if a dubious third-party library detects the console is open. Very secure and not brittle at all! ~~Please send help~~

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now I'm curious how this detection would work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen some that activate an insane number of breakpoints, so that the page freezes when the dev tools open. Although Firefox let's you disable breaking on breakpoints all together, so it only really stops those that don't know what they're doing.

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