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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

Jokes aside, I struggle more with abominations like JavaScript and even Python.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you have a minute for our lord and savoir TypeScript?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As long as it can distinguish between int and uint - yesss!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

TypeScript is still built on JavaScript, all numbers are IEEE-754 doubles 🙃

Edit: Actually I lied, there are BigInts which are arbitrarily precise integers but I don't think there's a way to make them unsigned. There also might be a byte-array object that stores uint8 values but I'm not completely sure if I'm remembering that correctly.

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