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Anyone here use assembly? (lemm.ee)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Anyone who thinks OP asking about Assembly with this meme should play the game Turing Complete. It's great. You have to design a computer all the way from the most basic logic gates (I think you only get a NAND gate to start), designing an ALU and CPU, creating your own machine language, and writing your own programs in the language you designed, and it's all simulated the whole time. Machine language is pretty advanced as far as things go.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

From your description this sounds more like a job in IBM’s R&D department than a game

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All the best games sound like jobs when you describe them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

factorio, satisfactory, oxygen not included, RimWorld, Stellaris, dwarf fortress, gregtech new horizons...

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