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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (14 children)

Oh, right. Then it must be Bob Marley’s hair:

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (10 children)

No that's dreadlocks. A deadlock is an early class of battleship.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hmmm. I think you're thinking of a dreadnaught. A deadlock is a magic using class in popular roleplaying games whose game powers are granted by a powerfu, but often manipulative, patron.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

No that's a dead loch. A deadlock is the bond of matrimony between two individuals

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