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[โ€“] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (26 children)

haskell: "you submitted your math work instead of an essay"

javascript: "this is awful, but at least i can read it anywhere i like"

lisp: "it is not grammatically correct to nest brackets so much"

lua: "your vocabulary is too limited and you have the writing skills of a child"

rust: "omg. your essay is fast, safe, and perfect in every way! A+"

css: "this is beautiful, but it doesnt say anything"

[โ€“] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (15 children)

C#: did you just copy Java's essay and put your name on it?

COBOL: why it looks like it's from 16th century?

PHP: I did not ask for a spaghetti recipe

alternative Rust: it's great, but I asked for an essay, not "๐Ÿ”ฅ Blazingly fast rust-based EssayOS"

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Yes, I know. I'm a .NET dev myself, it's just a joke

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