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blahaj (lemmy.zip)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Blahaj cannot speak, therefore Blahaj cannot give consent.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

It can't say no either /s

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

What? That shouldn't be any basis for consent! Only if someone is able to consent, i.e. emphatically say 'yes' (or otherwise agree), should you start thinking about doing anything sexual involving them. If you do anything sexual involving someone who cannot say 'no' then that is a sexual violation of them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This was a satire

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Hard to spot and people might take it at face value.

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