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Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10 (programming.dev)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/all/windows-10-why-dont-i-have-permission-to-open-my/6f33e814-3cc6-4ce6-993c-dffcf1bb5b75

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (13 children)

Worked in IT for over a decade, lawyers are the fucking. worst.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I see your lawyers and I raise you doctors...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I was working with a doc on an IT problem a few months ago.. It was a mildy terrifying experience, I would never want someone so ignorant as my doctor.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, I don't think I want the best IT person in the world performing an appendectomy.

Just because you're an expert in one field doesn't mean you're an expert in every field.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I don't think I want the best IT person in the world performing an appendectomy.

"Okay so let's start with the simplest thing by performing a power cycle and seeing if that fixes it...CLEAR!"

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