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Stop use docker (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (9 children)

Weak one. Let's ideate on a better version

STOP DOING DOCKER

Virtualization was supposed to reduce the overhead, not create entire DevOps departments.
Years of containerization yet no real use over make clean; make build
Wanted to deploy your app in the "cloud" anyways for a laugh? We had a tool for it, it's called rsync
Let's run a virtual container in --privileged mode, so we can manage system resources from it -- Statements dreamt up by utterly Deranged

Look at what tech interviews have been demanding your Respect for all these years. (These are real documentation examples for how a simple virtualization supposedly works)

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Hello, I would like to put 20 Terabytes of "images" into my /var/lib/, please!

They played us for absolute fools!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

https://i.sstatic.net/7GLcJ.png

The owner of the site does not allow hotlinking to the resource.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And who's gonna stop us?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Cloudflare, apparently

And I feel like this is going to be my new Find My IP service.

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