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Let me pull this out of my ass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (16 children)

You can make an unstructured database? I thought the S in SQL stood for "structured", that it was built into the language itself or something.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Database is organized collection of data, so a disk full of porn in different formats from json to mp4 can be a database, as long as it's organized in some way

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I am interested in your json porn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's so straight. I prefer yaml porn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

For real. Numbers are strings? Yeah, okay.

YAML is better. UCL porn though. 🥵 Things are getting niche when UCL shows up.

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