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[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (18 children)

I once knew somebody who supposedly thought that ASM was high level.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 months ago (8 children)

ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards

[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time

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