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Let me pull this out of my ass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (16 children)

You can make an unstructured database? I thought the S in SQL stood for "structured", that it was built into the language itself or something.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Database is organized collection of data, so a disk full of porn in different formats from json to mp4 can be a database, as long as it's organized in some way

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I am interested in your json porn.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

{
  "act1": {
    "position": "reverse cowgirl"
    "etc...": {}
  }
}

Not sure what you expected

Edit: also found this https://json-porn.com/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Oh God, don't watch the etc porn! You'll never be able to unsee it...

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