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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (6 children)

But none of these are real, in the real world IT won't touch your issue unless you create a ticket, then when you do they just never do anything about it anyway

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I encountered "lawful evil" once. My answer of "I know what the problem is. I know how to fix it. But because you have no clue about what this company actually does to make money, you took away my ability to do it. So now I'm here, wasting both our time" didn't seem to go over very well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Ehh. Depending on the industry and issue, thats wholley justified, not only from a "least privilege" sense, but from a regulatory one.

Step over into cybersecurity and you end up spending all day clamping down on usability because the company has legal requirements to meet to continue to exist. Many of the things we are compelled to do are overeager and overly pedantic, but it's either "do it, pay up, or shut down." The execs tend to prefer "do it" in my experience, which makes everyone's day a bit more tiresome.

So its entirely possible that was out of their hands.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

In this case, none of that applies. I do industrial programming. 99% of the ethernet networks I have to connect to don't have a router, and nothing is running DHCP. They locked out my ability to manually change my IP address.

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