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[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (11 children)

Bro that reminds me when I was in university and I used to tutor fellow students with the goal of getting laid. As soon as I got laid I stopped tutoring. Now unfortunately I'm married and have kids because of that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (6 children)

He tutored girls with the hopes of getting laid, but then when he did, it turns out he liked her and settled down with her and is now married to her.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ohhhh for some reason my mind went to him trying to tutor other dudes to help them with women. Was very confused.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Same.

Wow, what a bro. Where was this guy when I was in school?

::re-reads comment and thread::

Oh. Yeah, that one's on me. That makes a little more sense.

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