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[โ€“] [email protected] 120 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Fuck it, if we're dumb/selfish enough to be doing this, let's get it over with.

Good luck dolphin people! My only advice, if you have any dolphins incessantly trying to claim more resources for themselves than all the other dolphins, beat the ever loving shit out of them and nip that in the bud.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Or here's a much better idea; strap yourself to the dolphin so when they leave, you get to come with. Make sure you bribe them with fish.

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