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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Me: "How do I write my own Rawinput handler?"

Search results: "Here's how you setup Rawinput in this competitive FPS, and look how it reduces input latency by a single milisecond! After 2-3 pages of AI generated SEO garbage full of misinformation, you might find something else besides of the official MS docs."

Me: "Okay, this is not working, maybe I should look for some another preexisting SDL alternative, maybe at least one of them isn't an even bigger dumpster fire than SDL itself."

Search results: "Duuuude, have you heard of this game making tool, called Gamemaker? It doesn't need coding, and it's totally the same thing, because some people mistakingly called SDL a game engine, and now my AI hallucinates it as such. If you're up to a bigger challenge, then there's always Godot, or DirectX, which my AI also hallucinates being a game engine!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Wait, Godot isn't a game engine? I always thought it was one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it is, might just be their grammar.

I read it as "Godot, or DirectX (which my aim hallucinated is a game engine)"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah, that might make sense.

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