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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (16 children)

I like how at the start of the line it explicitly says "out of memory" but we're just pretending this is some satanic bullshit.

She obviously read the error to find "kill process" and "sacrifice child" but still ignored the memory error

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What? How does her being weirded out about the words "sacrifice child" mean she ignored anything? It doesn't matter what triggered the error, she is questioning why the code has dark word combinations

[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Obviusly beacuse kill process or kill child sounds bad so they had to find a synonym you silly goose.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As opposed to "sacrifice child" which sounds ... Good?

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