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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (11 children)

My current company's IT team does not know what CAMM RAM is, does not recognise an nvme ssd inside a laptop, and still talk to us like we're idiots. I hope you guys here are better than them!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (7 children)

CAMM RAM is nowhere near mainstream yet so that's understandable. NVME should be known though.

Don't forget to praise them every day for your company not spontaneously combusting.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Oh but it did burn down too! Turns out that installing Microsoft product on everything does not protect you from cyber attacks (rather the opposite).

But now I'm protected from the very dangerous UDP packets the machines we sell send, much safer.

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