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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 114 points 6 months ago (13 children)

I'm supposed to have energy as an adult?! I have way more time than energy. Most of that time is spent doing useless shit like watching YouTube because I'm too exhausted to do anything useful

[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

No, I'm willing to bet you have plenty of energy. Society has simply deemed that all of it must be spent on being productive for the sake of everyone except yourself.

"If your employees have energy to spend on meaningful activities during their own time, you're leaving money on the table. Squeeze them harder while they are on the clock."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Agree to disagree, I likely have a sleep disorder, so I haven't had a good night's sleep in nearly 10 years! Check, and, mate! Fuck I hate my life.....

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