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Unused variables (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (19 children)

Compiler/interpreter: Can't find variable farfignewton.

Earlier:

Me: Declare variables near, far

IDE: Oh! You mean farfignewton right? I found that in some completely unrelated library you didn't write. Allow me complete that for you while you're not paying attention.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (10 children)

And people wonder why I stick to Vim.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (8 children)

I mean, if you want something dumb you can use any text editor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

One thing most text editors can do is print. I was shocked the other day when I couldn't print a readme from vscode when someone asked for hard copy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Print?

Why would you ever need to print?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Because some of us are bitter at the trees for generating so much pollen at this time of year and want revenge.