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He revealed the secrets ! (jlai.lu)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 122 points 7 months ago (12 children)

It's mind bending that there are actual humans on the planet, paid a shit tonne more than software developers, who not only believe the parody highlighted by @SwiftOnSecutity, but treat and share it as gospel, acting on it with nutjob metrics to "increase productivity" whilst salivating over the hyperbole around "AI" that is sweeping the globe, dreaming of a better world.

One without those pesky developers with their brains, thoughts and opinions.

But, what do I know, I've been in this profession for only 40 years..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (6 children)

You know what they do to old engineers don't you?

EDIT : https://youtu.be/fN-VAdAnoZ4?t=31

" you know what they do with engineers when they turn 40? they take them out and shoot them"