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Remove the backdoor found in 5.6.0 and 5.6.1 (CVE-2024-3094).

While the backdoor was inactive (and thus harmless) without inserting
a small trigger code into the build system when the source package was
created, it's good to remove this anyway:

  - The executable payloads were embedded as binary blobs in
    the test files. This was a blatant violation of the
    Debian Free Software Guidelines.

  - On machines that see lots bots poking at the SSH port, the backdoor
    noticeably increased CPU load, resulting in degraded user experience
    and thus overwhelmingly negative user feedback.

  - The maintainer who added the backdoor has disappeared.

  - Backdoors are bad for security.

This reverts the following without making any other changes:

The sentence "This was a blatant violation of the Debian Free Software Guidelines" is highlighted.

Below the github screenshot is a frame of the 1998 film The Big Lebowski with the meme caption "What, are you a fucking park ranger now?" from the scene where that line was spoken.

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[–] [email protected] 128 points 7 months ago (26 children)

Tbh jia tan really wasn't lucky some mf at Microsoft noticed a 500ms delay in ssh. The backdoor was so incredibely clever and Well hidden and ingenious i almost feel bad for him lmao

[–] [email protected] 77 points 7 months ago (12 children)

A really good point I heard is: this was likely a state actor attack, so how many others just like this are out there, undiscovered?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Unpopular opinion: what if it was not a state actor and just some bored person somewhere that thought it would be cool to own a bot net?

What if this is just one of many backdoors and it’s just the only one we found?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

The design is Moriarty lvls of complex. State actor might be too specific, but everything but a group of people would be highly unlikely.

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