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When a real user uses the app (lemmy.ml)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 7 months ago (36 children)

A bear has time and motivation to keep trying over and over again to get into the garbage. People are generally much less determined to figure it out.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 7 months ago (34 children)

I used to see people charitably, much like you do, until very recently. After witnessing for myself people staring into the sun and injuring themselves after being repeatedly warned, I now realize there are a substantial number of people who simply have rocks clattering around inside their skulls instead of brains

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (5 children)

There was a solar eclipse when I was in grade six. One of my classmates was riding his bike home, and was stupidly looking at the eclipse, and got hit by a car. The irony.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)