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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Still some paperwork in a divorce so you’d probably want :wq!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Just edit the divorce documents in vim and you'll be fine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hmm. Attorney charges by the hour and at least 3 discovery hours will be attributed to the time spent learning to exit vim let alone exit with preserving changes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

But once the attorney learns vim, he will be able to edit divorce papers in 10x speed!