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[–] [email protected] 90 points 7 months ago (9 children)

back in my day we only had one language. it was called ASSEMBLY. wanted to make the computer do something? you had to ask it yourself. and that worked JUST FINE

[–] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Well la-tee-da, fuck my AND gates and inverters.

Look at moneybags over here with his instruction sets.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Gates and inverters!!?

Luxury!

In my day we had to use transitors and resistors and, if we were lucky, maybe capacitors.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Look at me, I have a friend at bell labs.
We had to use vacuum tubes, and we liked it.

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