authorinthedark

THAT'S how I'm supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology

quantity over quality is a pretty effective scam technique, it's hard to get money from experienced technical users. So the initial hook is sometimes designed to intentionally be obvious to those users so they know to ignore it, so that the scammers don't waste their resources on the later stages of the scam

i spend my days in a big black unmarked van

gotta go with the velociraptor, Little knife chicken

who's joe?

oh I've only ever read it, never heard it pronounced, do people really pronounce it engine X?

my go to right now is Neapolitan, a banana, some chopped walnuts, chocolate chips, and chocolate syrup. Not quite a true banana split, but more like whatever is easy to get in bulk. And I'll swap around the ice cream and occasionally the toppings depending on mood and availability. There was one point where we had some strawberries leftover after making waffles one day so i cooked them up into a syrup and used that as a topping for a while

homemade ice cream sundaes

i went to an ice cream parlor once and ordered a banana split, but they were out of bananas. And while i did not go immediately across the street and buy a single banana from the grocery store right there, i decided that it was worth it during my next grocery run to purchase a carton of ice cream and some toppings and make them at home. and I've been doing that at home for almost two years now as my go to dessert

we learned our lesson the first time, time to put more cops in the dark areas where murders will cripple Norway permanently

what's your take on weird aunts with tattoos of cats?

yes

about two weeks ago