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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Upon the web, a cipher dance delayed, An SSL error in its code displayed. In cryptic realms, where data ought to flow, A falter in the handshake, whispers woe.

-- ChatGPT

From one program to another I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The server's embrace, it turns cold,

An SSL error, its tale is told

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

The server balks, digital hands doth sunder,
Thine client's refused for its handshake blunder.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I believe this was from the original programming comments of Confucius...