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average stand-up meeting (youtu.be)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In my company...

Junior1: (overly detailed explanation, no definite completion date)

Junior2: (reason why not done, no completion date)

Senior1: I'll be done on time (no other details)

Senior2: Finished task (no other details)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Part of growing as an engineer is learning how to manage upwards. Unless relevant, don’t offer useless context to people who won’t understand the nuance anyways.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Lmao real