this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 141 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This is actually such a cute little troll post. Cool that it made it into a newspaper.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

...a newspaper that totally exists with only the first letter in its name capitalized, no bylines, heinous grammatical errors, and two-sentence leading articles which end without punctuation?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Could be like a school paper or somethin, but the shadow of the letters from the backside seems like its not just any old standard paper print. So at least someone tried to make it look real.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It’s from a newspaper article meme generator that’s been around since the late 2000s I believe. I used to use it myself. It lets you input your text, date, and title.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Seems legit.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

A 2014 newspaper that seems to be printed on a low-res laser printer and designed in Word 2000

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Clearly an unrepentant recidivist. Life in prison for him!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Keanu isn't immortal, he's a time traveler. George Carlin gave him a time machine.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Open your eyes, the world isn't even real. Once you realize that you can take whatever form you want.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Jokes on you. Our eyes aren’t real. Because mirrors aren’t real.

https://x.com/jaden/status/329768040235413504?s=20

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

That's r/funny

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

So you're telling me that it works.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Seems that immortality thing is working though. At least since the first time he was caught un 1866.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

It's been a long time coming!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago