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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (13 children)

I've always thought the "buy me a cup of coffee" was a thinly veiled euphemism for "give me beer"

edit: also, I have contributed. There's this one android app that works to translate between different wargaming/miniature painting paint brands (as in color matching), the dev straight up asks for a contribution for beer. It was so brutally honest I had to.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

don't we all? But we're here to make boring business software for MBA's

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

man, it's been ages since I last saw this movie. Sober me's todo for tomorrow: meaning of life, python. GET. ON. IT.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You watched it. Right?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
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