johny

joined 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

AI: “Put glue in your pizza.” UN: “Ow no! It’s sentient.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Yes, and don’t forget to donate to be extra sure. Donate that little money you safe from your three sharing economy jobs (after you payed your rent to Blackstone) to the Democrats, so they can pay a consultant ghoul a six figure salary to think of a new way to market genocide denial.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (7 children)

And the way to change it is to Vote Vote Vote! Vote for the Democrats! This time they are really gonna do it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

You could word it that way, or you could say: man who was driven everywhere by a chauffeur formalized the taking over of shared pedestrian spaces to car only spaces.

Also I have yet to learn of a member of the skull and bones society that was a good person.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“It’s a big club and you ain’t in it”, in this case refers to the safari club.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Respect for turning an awful boomer meme into a reasonable programming meme with just two words.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He is like a never-Trump republican, his problem isn’t with the policy (or the cruelty there of), but rather with the lack of decorum and breaking of norms.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn’t have gotten the joke otherwise, maybe add a red circle and a laughing minion next time to be extra clear.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Could it be that our ally is running an extermination campaign against a civilian population? No, that’s impossible. They all have to be terrorists, and contacting terrorists is against our terms of service.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Remember kids, always trust your government when they tell you who your enemy is. They’re never wrong.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It was quite clear from the beginning that people don’t want this, but I’m afraid there is a certain constituency that didn’t care, still doesn’t care, and would really like to read all of your messages. So I’d say it’s optimistic to say the fight is over.

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