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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

No no no, that's just "Florida Man", that's the one dude you keep hearing about. Florida Georg is a statistical outlier and should not be counted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Brothers in Arms the Expanse

sound like a really cool show.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

No, you're seeing this the wrong way. The iceberg stands for urgently needed structural reforms in the body of the Titanic. After the project is completed, they'll make movies about the whole thing, you'll see!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

The nice lady who plugs the connections at the post office would give a telemarketer a stern talking-to and that's that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Have enough money and the number of people pretending to take you seriously will skyrocket proportionally.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

What a comforting note to end on...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Have you tried alcohol? That seems to be the popular approach.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

"My profits from fencing your wallet could not exist if stealing your wallet were punished."

"Ah, you're right, how silly of me, carry on."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

No need, I've been hearing that it's good when they get all the money shoved at them BECAUSE, and hear me out now, they may or may not choose to maybe trickle some of the wealth they don't obsessively hoard or burn on pleasure trips into space back onto the population.

They're bound to start doing that aaaaaany decade now...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! I am clearly loudly screaming about the children, so anybody who is against me with their logic or reasoning or well-founded objections must then obviously be AGAINST the children because these are the only two (2) options that exist. So you better shut up and take whatever abuse I can dish out because you don't wanna look like a terrorist! Or a pedophile? I forget what boogeyman we're currently using as an excuse to get people to agree to taking away their rights.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Statistically, you improve the average taste of food worldwide. You're taking a big hit for the team and I appreciate it. Thank you.

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