aeronmelon

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

board room filled with parasites

"Ssssss, the humanssss are coming for our jobssssss!"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bill Cosby.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Roku box was one of the good ones... about ten years ago. Though maybe this is just a TV thing. TIL Roku makes actual screens.

In the past few years especially, I've seen so many unshakable "good ones" go bad. Some, in the worst possible way.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

cups side of face in my hand

Say it ain't so!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

The resulting lights display is great, but the carbon footprint and the bad blood between neighbors is not.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (6 children)

My personal favorite is the Christmas decoration wars.

[–] [email protected] 109 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Calling the stage units prototypes is being nice. The reality was that at that point the iPhone had barely gotten to a proof of concept stage. Months before this event, the developers were still using a giant desktop tower to simulate the phone's hardware.

That the photos of the phone were real and not concept art, that the stage units weren't just unusable rubber dummies was a magic trick itself.

When the developers revealed years later that the iPhone presentation (just the presentation, not even the actual launch) was a make or break moment for the company, they absolutely were not kidding.

And then they went from "should not even be working" test units to fully functional production units in six months!

Whatever your opinion of Jobs or Apple, credit where credit is due.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

One of the best lines from Armageddon:

"Sir, the override. It's been overridden."

[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 months ago

"If this is your first night at Mozilla.social... you have to fight."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And the oversized Reese's coffee mug he rode in on.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

"The Roads Must Roll"

[–] [email protected] 253 points 11 months ago (20 children)

That's not what Grandfathered means. Basically, original subscribers are being forced onto a new contract.

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