RojoSanIchiban

Tim Apple: "Today, we're excited to announce 'Kumbaya Messaging'™️ for iOS, iPadOS, WatchOS, and MacOS! Kumbaya Messaging™️ brings not only Apple Ecosystem™️enjoyers closer together through rich, more connected communications, but will allow all your friends and family who are still using Android to be able to be able to enjoy all of your shitposting gifs, memeojis, and Live Photo™️ snapshots of your take-out pho, including the hilariously embarrassing audio you always forget about. We at Apple want to bridge the divides in our daily lives, and with Kumbaya Messaging™️, we believe we can bring all of us that much closer together."

Yep.

See: Regulatory Capture

*jots down 'load kids feet first into chipper'

Wait, is Microsoft violating child labor laws, too!?

LOL

and grits straight off Natalie Portman.

Go on...

"Yes."

I use multiple gmail accounts and self-hosted for mostly junk/apps, and then a Proton mail account for "serious" accounts like financials.

I'm considering swapping to "Unlimited" especially for the VPN which has already proven far faster for me under the "free" tier than what I get from ExpressVPN, and it works out cheaper on top of that.

"Hey honey, look, Morgan Freeman and Reverend Al Sharpton are having a fistfight over who loves Trump more! See!? We can't be racist!"

Well it would have said "Romani ite domum" if I didn't typo that.

At least I didn't write it as "Romanes eunt domus" like some weirdo.

(It's a Monty Python reference)

Romani ite domum!

CCP supporters = wumao

Stupid Wired article was stupid.